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If you're a runner, and you need to stay hydrated during an event, these are pretty nifty, albeit weird as fuck looking, little thingamebobs. If there's water stations along the way, but they either don't have cups or you don't want to use them cause you're being environmentally awesome, this could be the answer to all your 'shit they don't have cups' needs. -
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This awesome ‘Wanderlust’ sexy as hell matte black drink bottle comes from our friends at Klean Kanteen – the family-owned, B Corporation certified company that introduced the first stainless steel, BPA-free, reusable water bottle way back in 2004. They’re an Awesome non-toxic alternative to shitty single-use plastic water bottles. This is the 800ml Classic with the Sport Cap 3.0 and a soft silicon spout. It’s dishwasher safe, has a handy attachment loop and a 25% higher flow rate. (It’s worth noting, this is leak resistant, but NOT leak-proof, but you can certainly purchase other caps separately direct from Klean Kanteen.) – Large opening fits ice, easy filling and pouring. – Electropolished interior doesn’t retain or impart flavors – Safe, durable, high quality materials – Portable, reusable, and recyclable – 800ml capacity, 212.6g weight, 44mm opening diameter. Child Safety Warning: Sport Cap 3.0 not intended for children 3 and under. Not intended for chewing or teething. Always use this product with adult supervision. Always ensure the silicone valves are properly installed. Adult assembly required.
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There’s not much I can say about these linen Awesome Adventure Cushion Covers. They’re linen. You put cushions in them. And they look pretty awesome. What more would you like to know? You can put your head on them. Or your arse. Or just put them on your couch so they look good. It's up to you. I designed them as part of the Awesome Adventure Chick brand and only ever had a few samples made and I doubt I'll make any more so if you want one, now's your chance.
- Linen
- Washable
- 45cm x 45cm (cover only)
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When I was writing my book The Swashbucklers Guide to Running Away from Dinosaurs I had to write lots of words. Because, you know, it's a book and books have words in them. When I was looking for a bit of theme to wrap it all up, I came up with 'Dream Big. Run Far.' and finished the book up with that thought. It's also what I write in it a lot of the time when I signed a book for someone. (Apologies if you think I just wrote that for you.) Then, I figured the 'Run Far' but would work better for more people if I just made it 'Go Far' and this Tshirt was born. Well, it wasn't 'born' so much as 'printed', but let's not get technical. You knew that. So if you're the kind of person who likes to dream and do cool stuff, maybe you should get one of these Tshirts. NOTE: This is printed black on charcoal, so it's pretty subtle. I personally like it that way. But figured I'd better tell you in case you were expecting something a bit more stand outy. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt. -
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When I was writing my book The Swashbucklers Guide to Running Away from Dinosaurs I had to write lots of words. Because, you know, it’s a book and books have words in them. When I was looking for a bit of theme to wrap it all up, I came up with ‘Dream Big. Run Far.’ and finished the book up with that thought. It’s also what I write in it a lot of the time when I signed a book for someone. (Apologies if you think I just wrote that for you.) Then, I figured the ‘Run Far’ but would work better for more people if I just made it ‘Go Far’ and this Tshirt was born. Well, it wasn’t ‘born’ so much as ‘printed’, but let’s not get technical. You knew that. So if you’re the kind of person who likes to dream and do cool stuff, maybe you should get one of these Tshirts. NOTE: The charcoal one is printed with black, so it’s pretty subtle. I personally like it that way. But figured I’d better tell you in case you were expecting something a bit more stand outy. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt.
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Usually I tell a story about how a particular Tshirt design came about, but do I really have to do that with this one? It says 'Adventure Addict', because, ah, I really fucking love adventure. Obviously. One thing I will say is I'm basically the least adventurous person I know, and scared of everything from snakes and spiders to the dark and lightning. Although I do love adventure, my brand of adventure is probably a little milder than many. So don't think you have to juggle chainsaws while skydiving on to the top of Mt Everest to wear one of these. NOTE: These are printed black on charcoal/burgundy, so it’s pretty subtle. I personally like it that way. But figured I’d better tell you in case you were expecting something a bit more stand outy. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt.
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I really fucking like candyskulls. But for me at least, there's a real fine line between an awesome one, and a shit one. So I spent ages with my designer Sam doing this one. OK, that's not quite true. He spent ages and I just went "yeah, that's pretty rad ". If you looks closely, you might spot a few little adventure details we've added to the design. It's the Tshirt you want if you're smashing out your adventures with Attitude. You can read more about candyskulls, or 'calavera' here if you like. NOTE: The charcoal and burgundy ones are printed with black, so they're pretty subtle. I personally like them that way. But figured I’d better tell you in case you were expecting something a bit more stand outy. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt.
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I really fucking like candyskulls. But for me at least, there’s a real fine line between an awesome one, and a shit one. So I spent ages with my designer Sam doing this one. OK, that’s not quite true. He spent ages and I just went “yeah, that’s pretty rad “. If you looks closely, you might spot a few little adventure details we’ve added to the design. It’s the Tshirt you want if you’re smashing out your adventures with Attitude. You can read more about candyskulls, or ‘calavera’ here if you like. NOTE: The charcoal one is printed with black, so it's pretty subtle. I personally like it that way. But figured I’d better tell you in case you were expecting something a bit more stand outy. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt.
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This is basically my signature Tshirt and the first one I ever made under the Swashbucklers brand. I wear this design all the time, and now you can too. Not the exact same Tshirt obviously, I'll wear mine and you can wear yours. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt.
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This is basically my signature Tshirt and the first one I ever made under the Swashbucklers brand. I wear this design all the time, and now you can too. Not the exact same Tshirt obviously, I'll wear mine and you can wear yours. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt.
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So, not mentioning any names, but I know a person who I'd describe as a "delicate fucking flower" and I thought these socks would be perfect for them. And I figured if I knew someone who'd like 'em maybe you might too. So instead of just buying a pair for them I bought a bunch of them for any other delicate fucking flowers out there. You're welcome. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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There's literally no way I have to say anything about these socks is there? They're super fucking awesome. End. Of. Story. And oh yeah, they're ankle socks. Unless you're super fucking short in which case they may come up to your knees. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Everyone knows cats are assholes, and cat people are fine I guess, but... dogssss! Dog people, these are for you. And specifically, for your feet. Wear them when you're walking your dog, patting your dog, throwing a stick for you dog... you get the idea. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Fucking oath it does. Unless it's raining. Or really cold. Or super hot. Or there's snakes. Jokes. Outside is always awesome. Except the danger noodles. If you love being outside as much as I do, get these on your footsies. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Anyone who knows me will know these socks are close to my heart. I mean, technically they're close to my feet, but you know what I mean. I basically decided to stock these because I wanted a pair for myself. I don't really need to say anything else about them do I? You know the deal: love who you love. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Now I know what you're thinking, "but you're not a girl" and, well, yes. I mean, no. But Britney sang that song saying she's not a girl, and she is a girl, so anyway, socks. These are socks. For girls. Or women. Or anyone who believes in mother fucking girl power. Which includes me. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Saw these, and thought "fuck yes!". I tried being normal once. I really did. I had a normal hair cut. I had an actual job. And I tried to do normal things. It just didn't work out. I think you can probably be normal and be an awesome person, but it's really not for me. If it's not for you either, maybe these socks are for you. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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I know your kids probably aren't really assholes, but... or maybe they are? Who knows? Not me. Maybe they're great kids and you love them to bits but they just annoy the fuck out of you sometimes. Which is completely fine. Because they're kids. That's their job. I have one. He's awesome. But fuck. me. He sure did have his moments. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Let's fucking do this people. Let's make a difference. To whatever it is that's important to you. The environment. The animals. Equity. Social Justice. Whatever. Someone has to. Why not us? Why not now? I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't love the design of these socks, but I liked the message, so here they are. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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I can only imagine that some meetings are OK, but... well... no. Meetings are bullshit. The end. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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I bought a bunch of these for a promotion. I have a few copies left. They're brand new, I promise. I paid full tote odds for them (in fact some of them may even still have the price sticker on them), but have listed them here to try and raise a few more dollars. If you've ever thought you might like a copy of this book, buy it from here instead of Amazon cause Jeff Bezos is fucking rich enough already. About the book: Good Night Stories for Rebel Girls introduces us to one hundred remarkable women and their extraordinary lives. From Marie Curie to Malala, Ada Lovelace to Zaha Hadid, this book brings together the stories of scientists, artists, politicians, pirates and spies. Each double-page spread contains a mini-biography written in the style of a modern fairy tale and a full-page portrait capturing the spirit of each heroine, by one of the sixty female artists from across the globe who were commissioned to illustrate the book.
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I came across a stash of these hard cover books and loved them so much I thought I'd sell them here. It's a photographic tribute to wild animals and a critique of man's treatment of the natural world features the beauty of nature's wild animals and pristine landscapes, along with portraits of captive animals and degraded landscapes.
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I fucking hate washing dishes, but I fucking love eating pizza. So if I'm gonna do some dishes I'm gonna dry them with this little baby. There's not much else I can say about it really. It's a tea towel, not a tv.
