Fuck. Me. If ever there was a time where I’d quite like to read some news that isn’t about you know fucking what, this is it. So let’s go. We might have some of the world’s most livable cities here in Australia, but around the world we’re apparently also famous for having some of the [...]
You know shit’s fucked up when a guy with tattoos of I’m not even sure what on his face, and nor will I be asking, decides to sue someone. Mr Teamo which is a bit like Ti Amo but also probably not, is suining the people who run the prison he’s in because he got [...]
Every year for the last however many years I decide running a half marathon at 6am on Christmas morning is a good idea and every year when I get up at 4am to get ready I think what. the actual. fuck? I promise myself I won't be so stupid to do it again the following [...]
Ok, so every now and then I duck on to ABC Adelaide radio with Ali at about 6:35am on a Thursday for a segment called 'Three Things'. It's where we talk about, weirdly enough, three things I think are worth checking out or reading or watching or doing. You get the idea. Sometimes I pitch [...]
What the fuck are you doing clicking here? If you need actual information, don't fucking look at me. What the fuck would I know? Go to the government website or something. And if you don't need actual information about how to stay at fucking home, which let's be honest is basically the least complicated thing [...]
Most people plan or prepare or possibly even train for their marathons or half marathons and it’s fair to say this is a pretty fucking excellent idea. So when I signed up for today's Adelaide Half Marathon at 3pm yesterday, it’s fair to say this was not an excellent idea. But I sort of wanted [...]
If like most of us, your calendar is looking decidedly fucking empty for the next three or forever months, welcome to the Covid Club. And we’ve all seen the announcements about things being cancelled and fuck, we get it. It’s all cancelled. Everything. But not really. Some things aren’t cancelled. There’s plenty of awesome things [...]
Ever wondered how fast change can happen? When shit goes tits up, all sorts of people will tell you all sorts of things about why things can’t change. You'll hear all sorts of rational explanations about why it can't change or how much time it will take or people will resist because change is uncomfortable [...]
With Easter just around the corner, I thought I'd share this little piece I wrote a few years back when the annual "They're trying to ban Easter!" outrage kicks in. Sometimes our greatest enemy isn't 'them', it's 'us'. It's us believing the bullshit. It's us agreeing to be divided and conquered. It's us being hateful [...]
All good stories have an unexpected plot twist in them, that part you simply didn’t see coming. Like in Dusk til Dawn when all of a sudden there's vampires and what the actual fuck? (Sorry, no spoiler alert cause if you haven't seen it by now tough shit. Also, Darth is Luke's dad.) But even [...]
