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When I was writing my book The Swashbucklers Guide to Running Away from Dinosaurs I had to write lots of words. Because, you know, it’s a book and books have words in them. When I was looking for a bit of theme to wrap it all up, I came up with ‘Dream Big. Run Far.’ and finished the book up with that thought. It’s also what I write in it a lot of the time when I signed a book for someone. (Apologies if you think I just wrote that for you.) Then, I figured the ‘Run Far’ but would work better for more people if I just made it ‘Go Far’ and this Tshirt was born. Well, it wasn’t ‘born’ so much as ‘printed’, but let’s not get technical. You knew that. So if you’re the kind of person who likes to dream and do cool stuff, maybe you should get one of these Tshirts. NOTE: The charcoal one is printed with black, so it’s pretty subtle. I personally like it that way. But figured I’d better tell you in case you were expecting something a bit more stand outy. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt. -
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When I was writing my book The Swashbucklers Guide to Running Away from Dinosaurs I had to write lots of words. Because, you know, it's a book and books have words in them. When I was looking for a bit of theme to wrap it all up, I came up with 'Dream Big. Run Far.' and finished the book up with that thought. It's also what I write in it a lot of the time when I signed a book for someone. (Apologies if you think I just wrote that for you.) Then, I figured the 'Run Far' but would work better for more people if I just made it 'Go Far' and this Tshirt was born. Well, it wasn't 'born' so much as 'printed', but let's not get technical. You knew that. So if you're the kind of person who likes to dream and do cool stuff, maybe you should get one of these Tshirts. NOTE: This is printed black on charcoal, so it's pretty subtle. I personally like it that way. But figured I'd better tell you in case you were expecting something a bit more stand outy. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt. -
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For many years now, I've lived by the mantra 'Ordinary is my Enemy'. It's one of the core ideas behind the Swashbucklers Manifesto in fact. Now I've decided to take it up a notch. I think this Tshirt makes it pretty clear what I think of normal? Don't get me wrong, if you want to be normal, I guess that's fine. But it's not for me. To be clear, this Tshirt does not say FNM COA KRL that would just be fucking weird. And not in a good way. Although if that means something to you, then who I am to tell you it doesn't say that? For everyone else it says FCK NORMAL. The U in FUCK is missing so you don't get in trouble for having a naughty word on your Tshirt. Plus it made for a neater design. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt. -
I've ridden elephants before. It was actually quite fun. (Except that one time the mahout got off to take a photo and the elephant went rogue with me still on the back and I thought I was going to die and that was slightly less fun.) But now that I'm not such a massive, ignorant fuckwit, I would never ride an elephant. In fact, now I tell anyone who will listen how shitty it is. How bad it is for them. And how elephants should be allowed to just be elephants. Because... obviously. If you're with me on this one, this Tshirt is for you. Because let's be honest, awesome people don't ride elephants. $5 from the sale of each Tshirt will go towards an elephant sanctuary - possibly MandaLao Elephant Conservation in Laos or the Mondulkiri Project in Cambodia. (I'm going to visit there in January and will make my decision then.) -
Who doesn't love unicorns? And if they don't, fuck 'em. Unicorns are awesome. And being a unicorn is awesomer. Personally, I think you're pretty rad just how you are, so I say keep being yourself, but if you want to be a unicorn, I sure as shit won't be stopping you. Go you! 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders. -
I don't really give a shit if you're obsessive or not. You do you, I'll do me, and fuck what everyone else thinks. Maybe you are obsessive, but so what? That doesn't mean you can't be compulsively awesome as well, am I right? (Trust me, I'm right.) Fuck what everyone else thinks. Wear these socks if you're awesome in your own way. Even if no one, including yourself at times, understands what that way actually is at times. And welcome to the club. Weirdo. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders. -
If you don't know what 'Carpe Diem' means, you really need to get your hands on a copy of the 'Dead Poets Society' VHS tape. It's pretty fucking awesome. As are these socks, which will remind you to Carpe the Fuck Out of this Diem. Which you should totally do, by the way. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders. -
If you fucking love it out there, you'll fucking love these socks. When I saw them, I fucking loved them so much, I arranged to get a special shipment for you guys as well. That way we can all wear them and show how much we love the outdoors. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
