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I know your kids probably aren't really assholes, but... or maybe they are? Who knows? Not me. Maybe they're great kids and you love them to bits but they just annoy the fuck out of you sometimes. Which is completely fine. Because they're kids. That's their job. I have one. He's awesome. But fuck. me. He sure did have his moments. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders. -
Who doesn't love unicorns? And if they don't, fuck 'em. Unicorns are awesome. And being a unicorn is awesomer. Personally, I think you're pretty rad just how you are, so I say keep being yourself, but if you want to be a unicorn, I sure as shit won't be stopping you. Go you! 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Saw these, and thought "fuck yes!". I tried being normal once. I really did. I had a normal hair cut. I had an actual job. And I tried to do normal things. It just didn't work out. I think you can probably be normal and be an awesome person, but it's really not for me. If it's not for you either, maybe these socks are for you. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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I can only imagine that some meetings are OK, but... well... no. Meetings are bullshit. The end. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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If you don't know what 'Carpe Diem' means, you really need to get your hands on a copy of the 'Dead Poets Society' VHS tape. It's pretty fucking awesome. As are these socks, which will remind you to Carpe the Fuck Out of this Diem. Which you should totally do, by the way. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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I don't really give a shit if you're obsessive or not. You do you, I'll do me, and fuck what everyone else thinks. Maybe you are obsessive, but so what? That doesn't mean you can't be compulsively awesome as well, am I right? (Trust me, I'm right.) Fuck what everyone else thinks. Wear these socks if you're awesome in your own way. Even if no one, including yourself at times, understands what that way actually is at times. And welcome to the club. Weirdo. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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So, not mentioning any names, but I know a person who I'd describe as a "delicate fucking flower" and I thought these socks would be perfect for them. And I figured if I knew someone who'd like 'em maybe you might too. So instead of just buying a pair for them I bought a bunch of them for any other delicate fucking flowers out there. You're welcome. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Everyone knows cats are assholes, and cat people are fine I guess, but... dogssss! Dog people, these are for you. And specifically, for your feet. Wear them when you're walking your dog, patting your dog, throwing a stick for you dog... you get the idea. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Now I know what you're thinking, "but you're not a girl" and, well, yes. I mean, no. But Britney sang that song saying she's not a girl, and she is a girl, so anyway, socks. These are socks. For girls. Or women. Or anyone who believes in mother fucking girl power. Which includes me. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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If you fucking love it out there, you'll fucking love these socks. When I saw them, I fucking loved them so much, I arranged to get a special shipment for you guys as well. That way we can all wear them and show how much we love the outdoors. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Fucking oath it does. Unless it's raining. Or really cold. Or super hot. Or there's snakes. Jokes. Outside is always awesome. Except the danger noodles. If you love being outside as much as I do, get these on your footsies. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Anyone who knows me will know these socks are close to my heart. I mean, technically they're close to my feet, but you know what I mean. I basically decided to stock these because I wanted a pair for myself. I don't really need to say anything else about them do I? You know the deal: love who you love. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
