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    The Swashbuckler’s Guide to Running Away from Dinosaurs

    Original price was: $29.95.Current price is: $10.00.
    If you’re looking for a running book written by a naturally talented, genetically gifted, highly successful runner, keep looking ’cause this sure as hell ain’t it. This one’s 180 full color pages filled with advice and inspiration from some of the world’s most awesome runners including Dean Karnazes, Lizzy Hawker and Pat Farmer. Oh, and some pretty pictures and stories about an every day guy doing a bit of running and the lessons he learned along the way. Most of which he learned by getting it wrong.
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    The Swashbuckler’s Guide to Becoming an Astronaut

    Original price was: $29.95.Current price is: $10.00.

    This is the almost definitive guide to getting your foot, and hopefully the rest of your body, in some of the coolest, but most notoriously closed doors in the world.

    Aimed primarily at the fields of Marketing, Advertising and Design, the insights and advice in this guide are relevant to almost all job hunters - except perhaps those genuinely wanting to be astronauts. Or neurosurgeons.

     
  • Before 'Awesome is Possible', the whole 'Ordinary is my Enemy' thing was my first ever mantra. And to this day, it helps shape my decisions. So one time, when I was in Bali and I got roped into going to a jewelry making class, I decided to make a pendant, (you can see my original effort and hear the story behind it below!), and that became the prototype for this much awesomer version.
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    Job Hunter’s Boot Camp

    Original price was: $49.95.Current price is: $9.95.
    With an 88page eBook and over an hour of exclusive video, this 'boot camp' delivers the practical advice you need to help you get the job you want. While it's aimed primarily at the creative industries, most of the principles can be used across industries*. Unless you actually want to be astronaut, in which case this will be absolutely fuck all help to you.
  • If you fucking love it out there, you'll fucking love these socks. When I saw them, I fucking loved them so much, I arranged to get a special shipment for you guys as well. That way we can all wear them and show how much we love the outdoors. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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  • If you don't know what 'Carpe Diem' means, you really need to get your hands on a copy of the 'Dead Poets Society' VHS tape. It's pretty fucking awesome. As are these socks, which will remind you to Carpe the Fuck Out of this Diem. Which you should totally do, by the way. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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  • I don't really give a shit if you're obsessive or not. You do you, I'll do me, and fuck what everyone else thinks. Maybe you are obsessive, but so what? That doesn't mean you can't be compulsively awesome as well, am I right? (Trust me, I'm right.) Fuck what everyone else thinks. Wear these socks if you're awesome in your own way. Even if no one, including yourself at times, understands what that way actually is at times. And welcome to the club. Weirdo. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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  • Who doesn't love unicorns? And if they don't, fuck 'em. Unicorns are awesome. And being a unicorn is awesomer. Personally, I think you're pretty rad just how you are, so I say keep being yourself, but if you want to be a unicorn, I sure as shit won't be stopping you. Go you! 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
  • I've ridden elephants before. It was actually quite fun. (Except that one time the mahout got off to take a photo and the elephant went rogue with me still on the back and I thought I was going to die and that was slightly less fun.) But now that I'm not such a massive, ignorant fuckwit, I would never ride an elephant. In fact, now I tell anyone who will listen how shitty it is. How bad it is for them. And how elephants should be allowed to just be elephants. Because... obviously. If you're with me on this one, this Tshirt is for you. Because let's be honest, awesome people don't ride elephants. $5 from the sale of each Tshirt will go towards an elephant sanctuary - possibly MandaLao Elephant Conservation  in Laos or the Mondulkiri Project in Cambodia. (I'm going to visit there in January and will make my decision then.)
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    ‘Fck Normal’ Tshirt

    Original price was: $40.00.Current price is: $20.00.
    For many years now, I've lived by the mantra 'Ordinary is my Enemy'. It's one of the core ideas behind the Swashbucklers Manifesto in fact. Now I've decided to take it up a notch. I think this Tshirt makes it pretty clear what I think of normal? Don't get me wrong, if you want to be normal, I guess that's fine. But it's not for me. To be clear, this Tshirt does not say FNM COA KRL that would just be fucking weird. And not in a good way. Although if that means something to you, then who I am to tell you it doesn't say that? For everyone else it says FCK NORMAL. The U in FUCK is missing so you don't get in trouble for having a naughty word on your Tshirt. Plus it made for a neater design. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt.
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  • If you're a runner, and you need to stay hydrated during an event, these are pretty nifty, albeit weird as fuck looking, little thingamebobs. If there's water stations along the way, but they either don't have cups or you don't want to use them cause you're being environmentally awesome, this could be the answer to all your 'shit they don't have cups' needs.
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    Awesome Camera Straps

    $10.00$15.00
    Everyone knows I love taking photos. I love cameras. And most of all, I love cool as fuck camera straps like these. So when I saw them I was like holy crapioli, I should sell them on my website. And here I am doing just that. My favourite is the multi, of course, but they're all pretty rad. So bugger off the boring arse one that came with your camera, choose your favourite design and start snapping.
    • Main area of strap is approx 70cm long – the same length as a standard Canon EOS strap.
    • Nylon Cloth & Vinyl
    NOTE: This is the neck strap only. Not the camera. Obviously. Duh.
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