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    ‘Adventure Addict’ Tshirt

    Original price was: $40.00.Current price is: $20.00.
    Usually I tell a story about how a particular Tshirt design came about, but do I really have to do that with this one? It says 'Adventure Addict', because, ah, I really fucking love adventure. Obviously. One thing I will say is I'm basically the least adventurous person I know, and scared of everything from snakes and spiders to the dark and lightning. Although I do love adventure, my brand of adventure is probably a little milder than many. So don't think you have to juggle chainsaws while skydiving on to the top of Mt Everest to wear one of these. NOTE: These are printed black on charcoal/burgundy, so it’s pretty subtle. I personally like it that way. But figured I’d better tell you in case you were expecting something a bit more stand outy. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt.
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  • I know your kids probably aren't really assholes, but... or maybe they are? Who knows? Not me. Maybe they're great kids and you love them to bits but they just annoy the fuck out of you sometimes. Which is completely fine. Because they're kids. That's their job. I have one. He's awesome. But fuck. me. He sure did have his moments. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
  • Who doesn't love unicorns? And if they don't, fuck 'em. Unicorns are awesome. And being a unicorn is awesomer. Personally, I think you're pretty rad just how you are, so I say keep being yourself, but if you want to be a unicorn, I sure as shit won't be stopping you. Go you! 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
  • Saw these, and thought "fuck yes!". I tried being normal once. I really did. I had a normal hair cut. I had an actual job. And I tried to do normal things. It just didn't work out. I think you can probably be normal and be an awesome person, but it's really not for me. If it's not for you either, maybe these socks are for you. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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    ‘Born Wild’ Easy Fit Tshirt

    Original price was: $45.00.Current price is: $15.00.
    Were you born to be in the wild? Yes? Then you need this. Now. This Tshirt was sourced from hand-picked factories with safe, fair, legal and humane working conditions. Patch fabric sourced from Cambodia and sewn in Vietnam. Tshirt print hand drawn in Adelaide and printed in Sydney, Australia. This is an Awesome Adventure Chick Tshirt.
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    ‘Born Wild’ Tank

    Original price was: $40.00.Current price is: $15.00.
    Were you born to be in the wild? Yes? Then you need this. Now. This Tank was sourced from hand-picked factories with safe, fair, legal and humane working conditions. Patch fabric sourced from Cambodia and sewn in Vietnam. Tshirt print hand drawn in Adelaide and printed in Sydney, Australia. This is an Awesome Adventure Chick Tshirt.
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  • Sale!

    ‘Born Wild’ Tshirt

    Original price was: $45.00.Current price is: $15.00.
    Were you born to be in the wild? Yes? Then you need this. Now. This Tshirt was sourced from hand-picked factories with safe, fair, legal and humane working conditions. Patch fabric sourced from Cambodia and sewn in Vietnam. Tshirt print hand drawn in Adelaide and printed in Sydney, Australia. This is an Awesome Adventure Chick Tshirt.
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  • I can only imagine that some meetings are OK, but... well... no. Meetings are bullshit. The end. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
  • If you don't know what 'Carpe Diem' means, you really need to get your hands on a copy of the 'Dead Poets Society' VHS tape. It's pretty fucking awesome. As are these socks, which will remind you to Carpe the Fuck Out of this Diem. Which you should totally do, by the way. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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  • I don't really give a shit if you're obsessive or not. You do you, I'll do me, and fuck what everyone else thinks. Maybe you are obsessive, but so what? That doesn't mean you can't be compulsively awesome as well, am I right? (Trust me, I'm right.) Fuck what everyone else thinks. Wear these socks if you're awesome in your own way. Even if no one, including yourself at times, understands what that way actually is at times. And welcome to the club. Weirdo. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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  • So, not mentioning any names, but I know a person who I'd describe as a "delicate fucking flower" and I thought these socks would be perfect for them. And I figured if I knew someone who'd like 'em maybe you might too. So instead of just buying a pair for them I bought a bunch of them for any other delicate fucking flowers out there. You're welcome. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
  • Everyone knows cats are assholes, and cat people are fine I guess, but... dogssss! Dog people, these are for you. And specifically, for your feet. Wear them when you're walking your dog, patting your dog, throwing a stick for you dog... you get the idea. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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