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I've ridden elephants before. It was actually quite fun. (Except that one time the mahout got off to take a photo and the elephant went rogue with me still on the back and I thought I was going to die and that was slightly less fun.) But now that I'm not such a massive, ignorant fuckwit, I would never ride an elephant. In fact, now I tell anyone who will listen how shitty it is. How bad it is for them. And how elephants should be allowed to just be elephants. Because... obviously. If you're with me on this one, this Tshirt is for you. Because let's be honest, awesome people don't ride elephants. $5 from the sale of each Tshirt will go towards an elephant sanctuary - possibly MandaLao Elephant Conservation in Laos or the Mondulkiri Project in Cambodia. (I'm going to visit there in January and will make my decision then.) -
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When I was writing my book The Swashbucklers Guide to Running Away from Dinosaurs I had to write lots of words. Because, you know, it's a book and books have words in them. When I was looking for a bit of theme to wrap it all up, I came up with 'Dream Big. Run Far.' and finished the book up with that thought. It's also what I write in it a lot of the time when I signed a book for someone. (Apologies if you think I just wrote that for you.) Then, I figured the 'Run Far' but would work better for more people if I just made it 'Go Far' and this Tshirt was born. Well, it wasn't 'born' so much as 'printed', but let's not get technical. You knew that. So if you're the kind of person who likes to dream and do cool stuff, maybe you should get one of these Tshirts. NOTE: This is printed black on charcoal, so it's pretty subtle. I personally like it that way. But figured I'd better tell you in case you were expecting something a bit more stand outy. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt. -
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When I was writing my book The Swashbucklers Guide to Running Away from Dinosaurs I had to write lots of words. Because, you know, it’s a book and books have words in them. When I was looking for a bit of theme to wrap it all up, I came up with ‘Dream Big. Run Far.’ and finished the book up with that thought. It’s also what I write in it a lot of the time when I signed a book for someone. (Apologies if you think I just wrote that for you.) Then, I figured the ‘Run Far’ but would work better for more people if I just made it ‘Go Far’ and this Tshirt was born. Well, it wasn’t ‘born’ so much as ‘printed’, but let’s not get technical. You knew that. So if you’re the kind of person who likes to dream and do cool stuff, maybe you should get one of these Tshirts. NOTE: The charcoal one is printed with black, so it’s pretty subtle. I personally like it that way. But figured I’d better tell you in case you were expecting something a bit more stand outy. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt.
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For many years now, I've lived by the mantra 'Ordinary is my Enemy'. It's one of the core ideas behind the Swashbucklers Manifesto in fact. Now I've decided to take it up a notch. I think this Tshirt makes it pretty clear what I think of normal? Don't get me wrong, if you want to be normal, I guess that's fine. But it's not for me. To be clear, this Tshirt does not say FNM COA KRL that would just be fucking weird. And not in a good way. Although if that means something to you, then who I am to tell you it doesn't say that? For everyone else it says FCK NORMAL. The U in FUCK is missing so you don't get in trouble for having a naughty word on your Tshirt. Plus it made for a neater design. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt.
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If ever there was something that defined Awesome Adventure Chicks, it’s this – a wild heart, and a free spirit. This Tank was sourced from hand-picked factories with safe, fair, legal and humane working conditions. Patch fabric sourced from Cambodia and sewn in Vietnam. Tshirt print hand drawn in Adelaide and printed in Sydney, Australia. This is an Awesome Adventure Chick Tshirt.
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If ever there was something that defined Awesome Adventure Chicks, it’s this – a wild heart, and a free spirit. This Tshirt was sourced from hand-picked factories with safe, fair, legal and humane working conditions. Patch fabric sourced from Cambodia and sewn in Vietnam. Tshirt print hand drawn in Adelaide and printed in Sydney, Australia. This is an Awesome Adventure Chick Tshirt.
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Now I know what you're thinking, "but you're not a girl" and, well, yes. I mean, no. But Britney sang that song saying she's not a girl, and she is a girl, so anyway, socks. These are socks. For girls. Or women. Or anyone who believes in mother fucking girl power. Which includes me. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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If you fucking love it out there, you'll fucking love these socks. When I saw them, I fucking loved them so much, I arranged to get a special shipment for you guys as well. That way we can all wear them and show how much we love the outdoors. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Fucking oath it does. Unless it's raining. Or really cold. Or super hot. Or there's snakes. Jokes. Outside is always awesome. Except the danger noodles. If you love being outside as much as I do, get these on your footsies. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Anyone who knows me will know these socks are close to my heart. I mean, technically they're close to my feet, but you know what I mean. I basically decided to stock these because I wanted a pair for myself. I don't really need to say anything else about them do I? You know the deal: love who you love. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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Let's fucking do this people. Let's make a difference. To whatever it is that's important to you. The environment. The animals. Equity. Social Justice. Whatever. Someone has to. Why not us? Why not now? I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't love the design of these socks, but I liked the message, so here they are. 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
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This is basically my signature Tshirt and the first one I ever made under the Swashbucklers brand. I wear this design all the time, and now you can too. Not the exact same Tshirt obviously, I'll wear mine and you can wear yours. This is a Swashbucklers Club Tshirt.
